Stay With Me
Wood/ Rod Stewart)
Don't say you love me
Cause I'll only kick you out of the door
I know your name is Rita
your perfume smelling sweeter
Since when I saw you down on the floor
Won't need to much persuading
don't mean to sound degrading
But with a face like that
You got nothing to laugh about
lips hair and fingernails
I hear your a mean old jezebel
Lets go up stairs and read my tarot cards
Stay with me
For tonight you better stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
For tonight you better stay
So in the morning
Please don't say you love me
Cause you know I'll only kick you out the door
I'll pay your cab fare home
You can even use my best cologne
Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up
Stay with me
Cause tonight you better stay with me
Sit down, get up, get down
Stay with me
Cause tonight your going stay with me
Hey, what’s your name again
oh no, get down, wooo
Jan. 5th, 2004
Note: I heard Phil sing ‘Stay With Me’ and I got an idea for a smut by somewhat following
sure is going to be different playing at this lil’ club, instead of a packed arena.” Rick said to his band mates.
“Yeah, but it could be fun.” Joe told him.
“It will be like the ol’ days.” Sav added.
“Maybe each of us will be able to find someone to take back to
the ‘otel with us.” Phil said with a smirk. “I need to get laid.”
“No one is going to want a wanker like you mate.” Joe said
smiling. The others started laughing.
“Mr. ‘Appy ‘And will just have to do.” Viv said
as he jabbed Phil in the ribs with his elbow.
“Well you’ll see. I will get lucky tonight.” Phil said
as he walked away to tune his guitar.
The small club began to fill up. Phil was checking out the ladies. He
didn’t care who he ended up with, he just knew he was one horny man who needed laid. After they started playing he noticed
a woman at a table by herself. She had red hair, lips, and fingernails, and was wearing a short red dress. She looked like
an 80’s groupie.
“You lil’ wanker.” Joe whispered to Phil in between
songs. “Stop staring at that wench. She is wearing more make up then you were when I found you. I didn’t think
that was possible.” Joe said laughing.
“She’s the one I will be with tonight.” Phil told Joe.
The lady watched Phil the whole night. And Phil was watching her. The club owner noticed Phil was watching the woman, so he
decided to give him a word of warning about her when the gig was over.
“Thanks guys, you were great.” The owner said as he shook
their hands. He waited to shake Phil’s last. “Can I talk to you for a minute?” He said as pulled Phil off
to the side of the stage.
“Sure mate, wot’s up?” Phil asked as he sat his guitar
“I noticed you eyeing Rita.”
“So, wot of it?” Phil asked.
“What you do is your business, but just a word of warning, you
really don’t want to get mixed up with that mean old jezebel.” The owner said as he patted Phil on the back.
“I am a big boy.” Phil said as he puffed out his chest proudly.
“I can ‘andle ‘er.”
The owner walked away shaking his head. “Ok, but don’t say
I didn’t warn you.”
Phil walked over to the rest of the band. “I told you I was going
to get lucky tonight. See, she is waiting for me.” Phil said as he nodded towards the woman that the owner referred
to as Rita.
“You are a sick man.” Joe said.
“Really, you would be better off with Mr. ‘Appy ‘And,
then with that.” Viv told him.
“All the women that were ‘ere tonight and you want that?”
Sav asked him.
“Sure why not? All I want is to get laid.” Phil said with
a cocky grin.
“Why? I’ll tell you why. She looks like a jezebel.”
Rick told him.
“Now you sound like the owner. Mates, you are just jealous.”
Phil told them. “See ya in the morning. I’m outta here.”
“ ‘Ey there sexy.” Phil said as he walked up to the
woman. “Wot do you say we go back to me room and you can read me tarot cards?”
“Ok.” She said as she flipped her red hair and stood up.
“So I ‘ear your name is Rita.” Phil said trying to
make small talk.
“Yeah it is.”
Rita followed Phil out the door. He hailed a cab and they were on their
way to the hotel.
“You know I couldn’t take me eyes off you all night after
I saw you out there sitting all alone.” Phil told her.
“I know. I saw you watching.” Rita said smiling wickedly.
When they got to Phil’s room Rita excused herself then went to
the bathroom and freshened up. Phil could smell her sweet perfume and couldn’t wait to get her into his bed. She came
out of the bathroom, and Phil was ready for her.
“Wot do you say we skip the tarot cards and move onto the activities
we both know we want?” Phil asked her.
“I thought you’d never ask.” Rita told him as she began
“You know I ‘ear you are a mean ol’ jezebel, but as
long as you are a good lay I don’t care.” Phil told her.
“Is that so?” Rita said. “Well how about I show you?”
“Tonight I want you to stay with me, but don’t you be ‘ere
in the morning when I wake up. I will pay your cab fare home. Just don’t say you love me or I’ll kick you out
the door.” Phil told her as he began shedding his own clothes.
“Ok, I can handle that… on one condition.” Rita told
“And wot’s that?” Phil asked her.
“We are going to do things my way. Now lay down on the bed.”
“Oh so you want to get kinky ‘uh?” Phil asked her.
“Ok, I’m game.”
Phil lay down in the bed and watched her as she got into her bag. She
pulled out two pair of handcuffs, and cuffed Phil’s hands to the bed. Then she pulled out a blindfold and covered his
eyes. Rita checked to make sure Phil couldn’t get out of the handcuffs.
Rita scraped her fingernails down Phil’s chest as she moved down
in the bed. Then scraped them down the length of his dick. She watched as he shivered.
“Do you want more?”
“You know I do.”
Rita leaned down and flicked her tongue across the head of Phil’s
dick then stopped.
“Would you stop teasing me and get busy?”
“Now, now remember you agreed we are going to do this my way.”
Rita leaned down and took the head of him into her mouth. Phil strained
to push himself farther into her mouth, but had no luck.
“If you keep that up I will just leave you laying here all locked
up and I will leave now.” She threatened.
“Ok I will be still.” Phil told her as he relaxed again.
Rita went down on him again taking him in farther this time. Phil tensed
up. Rita kept going. She took him in all the way while she ran her fingernails up and down his chest and belly.
“You’re fuckin’ fabulous luv.” Phil gasped.
“I know I am.” Rita replied.
Phil struggled to get out of the handcuffs, but was unsuccessful. Rita
laughed at him.
“You aren’t getting out of those until I let you out. So
give it up.”
Phil gave up and let her continue. Phil felt her tongue sliding up and
down him and his dick started to throb.
“I am getting close.” Phil tried to warn her, but it was
too late he had already shot a load.
Rita sat up and got off the bed. Phil could tell she had walked away
from the bed. Soon he heard her back by him. She unlocked one handcuff then the other. Phil removed the blindfold and grabbed
her. He tossed her down on the bed and hovered over her.
“Now it’s me turn. I am ready to fuck you. I am going to
fuck you like the mean old jezebel you are.” Phil told her.
“You better, or I will put you back in the handcuffs.” Rita
Phil leaned down and kissed her hard, then took a breast into his mouth
and sucked furiously on her nipple. He slid himself into her as he sucked on the other nipple. Rita dug her long red fingernails
into Phil’s back as he pounded into her. All of a sudden Phil stopped and flipped Rita over. He pulled her up against
him and started fucking her doggy-style. He placed his hands on her breasts and
squeezed them as he pumped in and out of her. Phil grabbed Rita’s hair with one hand and wrapped the other around her
waist then pulled her back to him. He continued to ram himself into her while he kissed her. He took his hand out of her hair
and found her clit. He started flicking his fingers over it, and felt her arch her back.
“Cum for me you mean old jezebel. I want to ‘ear you scream
me name while I fuck you.” Phil said roughly. He pushed her hair out of his way and began sucking on her neck. Rita
began rocking hard against him. Phil pushed her back down so he could watch himself going in and out of her. He started smacking
her ass as he continued to fuck her.
“I want to ‘ear you say me name.” Phil told her as
he found her clit again. Rita started to moan, and Phil could feel her muscles starting to tighten around him. “Wot’s
me name? Who is gonna make you cum?” Phil demanded an answer.
“You are Phil. Now fuck me hard.” Rita said as she pushed
herself back hard against Phil. “Fuck me Phil I am going to cum.”
“That’s right.” Phil told her. “Say me name.
I want to hear you say me name again.” Phil felt Rita’s muscles contracting around him then her body shuddered.
“FUCK ME PHIL… I AM CUMMING… FUCK ME HARD…”
Rita screamed as Phil smacked her ass again.
“That’s right.” Phil said as he pounded into her a
few more times, before his release. When he was done he slid out of her and got out of the bed. “You are one hell of a fuck, thanks. Now don’t forget the deal we made. Tonight I want you
to stay with me, but don’t you be ‘ere in the morning when I wake up. And if you say you love me I will kick your
jezebel arse out the door right now. I will pay your cab fare home, and you can even have me best cologne, but you better
not be ‘ere when I wake up.”
“No problem. I will be long gone before you even think of getting